is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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