some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
where does the pee come out of this thing
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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