I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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