After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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