i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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