she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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