Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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