your parents love me but you hate me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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