first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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