I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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