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(760): View more from California

No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.

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(817): View more from Texas

don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.

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(925): View more from California

You make homosexuality sound like a cult.

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(805): View more from California

im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking

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(858): View more from California

dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.

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(310): View more from California

totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.

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(720): View more from Colorado

His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent

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