belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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