well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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