I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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