Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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