taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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