And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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