Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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