she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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