who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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