btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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