i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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