We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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