nutella sex= disaster
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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