The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Randomize
