She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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