Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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