i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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