just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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