Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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