why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
my god I love twenty year old dicks
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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