Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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