I need help removing her.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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