Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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