the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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