this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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