Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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