Whod you bang
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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