So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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