ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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