VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
even my farts smell like vagina
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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