I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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