I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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