**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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