Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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