Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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