I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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