Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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