Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
whose ass print is on the piano?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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