Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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you made out with another girl for some wings
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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