I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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