Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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