Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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